Are you happy?

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

hahahahjahahahahahahaha same

(via imsorryforthenightsicantremember)

samandriel:

samandriel:

On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like

OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING

because I turned up the heater

or like

ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING

from my tv 

or even

THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING

the dancefloor

im surprised this hasnt been reblogged very much lately

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! so doing this

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

laugh-addict:

oh my god the kid who just eats a piece of cake

I’ve watched this 5 times and it get’s better every time.

via laugh-addict 

cant stop laughing, people are looking, there are TEARS in my eyes omg

that boy is such an opportunist!!

(Source: juilan, via deanspudding)

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